http://fancyrants.com/blog "Now I'm Going to Howl. Oowwwooohh!!" Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:27:55 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en We don't have a plethora of choices when it comes to cell phone companies in Great Falls. I have stuck with the same company for over 7 years, and don't really have any complaints. I REALLY am dying to have an iPhone, but who knows when or if ... http://fancyrants.com/blog/2008/07/21/silent-treatment/ There has been much talk in the local bloggy blog world of Great Falls about the wonders of Taco Treat. It seems as though there are some out there who do not appreciate the local marvel that Taco Treat is. I can't deny a love affair I have ... http://fancyrants.com/blog/2008/05/14/savor-the-flavor/ If Annie Leibovitz asked me to get naked, I would do it. And I won't get naked for ANYBODY. The difference being, I am not a 15 year old. Going after Annie Leibovitz is a witch hunt. I highly doubt Miley Cyrus was there alone. ... http://fancyrants.com/blog/2008/05/01/hey-nanny-noo-noo-naked/ I inadvertently attended a Red Hat Society meeting. It just so happened they were having a gathering at the restaurant I was eating my lunch at. They were seated so closely I could not help but be drawn to their crazy feathered hats and purple grandma sweaters. ... http://fancyrants.com/blog/2008/04/10/red-hat-riff-raff/ I realized I haven't written anything for a week. That doesn't mean I haven't wasted time wandering the internet aimlessly. I thought I would share with you two sites that have sucked an hour or two out of my life. I stopped by sleeveface.com to glance at ... http://fancyrants.com/blog/2008/04/07/gay-sleeve/ OK...I have Dancing With The Stars on in the background. The first thing I heard was a strange, tango remix of "Roxanne" by the Police. I was only slightly displeased when I heard one of my favorite bands used in such a way. It didn't take long ... http://fancyrants.com/blog/2008/03/31/dont-drink-dont-smoke-what-do-ya-do/ They have been advertising the Festival of the Book around town for a while now. They had cushy full color posters printed, and Pete Fromm and Jamie Ford were the festival rock stars. My hope is that the library would not want to deprive these authors of the ... http://fancyrants.com/blog/2008/03/29/festival-of-the-locked-door/ I miss Gilda. This always makes me laugh. http://fancyrants.com/blog/2008/03/29/lets-talk-dirty/ I have to start by saying I am a total tool. I was sitting in an average, adult lecture surrounded by at least 55 people listening intently to the speakers. For an event that lasted two hours, I lost interest about 32 minutes into the presentation. The ... http://fancyrants.com/blog/2008/03/28/one-ringy-dingy-two-ringy-dingies/ I've committed a crime. In my book, I would consider it a felony. I don't have a mugshot, only because I have never endangered the public with my delinquency. My crime? Owning a pair of Crocs. Just like other criminals, you try to carry out ... http://fancyrants.com/blog/2008/03/25/youre-so-vile-crocodile/